Internet Internet where are you been
I been to the cave where the doggy legs been
but internet internet why should you care
i care cause if doggies then I should go there

but internet internet dogs dont go to caves
you must be mistaken in your info you been reading
I read it on napkin so dont you tell me
i know what i'm talking cause its all in me

now internet dont you get mad
i'm just pointing out a mistake in what you said
now dont you tell me what to do
or else i'll sue you.